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Episode Notes: Picard Laughs! )

Overall Reaction: What a bizarre, disjointed episode. Did we really have space transcendentalists? And if we did, were they really crazy Irish stereotypes? Did we really have a harridan daughter trying to keep her comically drunk father in line? Why were there clones IN THIS SAME EPISODE?

And why wouldn't the clones be children? That always drives me crazy. I'm willing to ignore the issue for really cool plots, including one recent film, but for this? No.

And, while the nonchalant suggestion that the space Amish relax their traditional marriage standards has interesting implications for what 24th century society's approach to polyamory might be, what the hell? Did they really just use the words "breeding stock"? About people? And entice the HARD-DRINKING TEMPERAMENTAL IRISH into this deal by playing to their BASE LUSTS?

What the hell?

Also, Riker is a lech.

Star Rating: *

Quote of the Episode:
"It is a test of bravery - of one's ability to look at the face of mortality. It is also a reminder that death is an experience best shared - like the tea."
"Worf, you're a romantic!"
"It is among the Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower." (Worf and Pulaski -- sounding her death knoll?)
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Episode Notes: Only women need click; menfolk couldn't understand. )

Overall Reaction: First off: has there ever been a good matriarchy episode of any show? They're never thoughtful explorations of what might result if a society were built around women's strengths and values, just excuses for cheap jokes (which, don't get me wrong, if we're talking about their reprogramming computers to flirt with Captain Kirk, I love it -- and, yes, after unsuccessfully googling "sexy computer kirk" for twenty minutes I dredged what episode that was a tag for out of my tired, tired memory) or to say, "Look, men! This is what sexism is like! Imagine if you were oppressed!" So this episode was, basically, doomed from the start.

On that note, secondly: I don't even know what to do with this shit show, guys. I have the note "spiderman 3" here, which I can only assume means that I felt there were way too many villains or obstacles in this episode. This is probably true; I watched it a few weeks ago. Plotwise -- well, Riker's usually actually a fairly good diplomat, but I'm pretty sure sleeping with the misandrous planet leader while revolution foments isn't sound diplomatic strategy. (Note that I would never call Kirk out on this, because he wouldn't have kissed her until after his friends were in imminent danger and he needed to Distract her. Sexuality is fine as long as it's a strategy, Riker, but you won't get far in this galaxy if you harbor the illusion that sex is "fun" and "recreational.") It's astonishing and unlikely that he managed to resolve anything. But, boy, I'm sure glad that social change is coming and men might soon get to marry any lady they please.

Star Rating: *

Quote of the Episode: "A Klingon sneeze?" "Only kind I know." (Geordi and Worf, talking about things relevant to the B-plot, which I have completely forgotten)
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Episode Notes: Hahahahaha whut. )

Overall Reaction: This episode is a Star Trek camp PERFECT STORM. It was the funniest, campiest, MOST RIDICULOUS shit I've ever seen. The horrible white outfits. The "free" (all heterosexual, of course) love. Riker's lecherousness coming to the surface once again. Yar's juvenile uptightness about/intrigue with sex. An attempt at a message in an episode where people have essentially fashioned tourniquets into outerwear. And they tried to kill Wesley!

The only shame is that they failed.

Of course, it was absolutely dreadful, but this was "The Apple" dreadful, not "Lazarus Ef-zzzzzzzz" (that was me, falling asleep while WRITING THE TITLE of that monstrosity). Would lol again!

Star Rating: *

Quote of the Episode:
"Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel Wesley walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter jumped over this short fence and now I am dead.' Ha!" (Dug, on Wesley's misdemeanors. It is funny because Wesley gets dead.)

Alternatively, if you want to get all technical:
"And they make love at the drop of a hat...any hat." (Yar, on the Aliens of the Week -- as long as that hat belongs to someone of the opposite sex)
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Episode Notes: I could barely summon the energy to say anything about this episode. )

Overall Reaction: I am always excited when there is an alien race played entirely by non-white actors, but did they have to be fierce, misogynistic, under-developed, bigamous warrior-thieves? And to be dressed like they were out of the Voyages of Sinbad movies? If I could have summoned the energy to even look at the screen while this episode was playing, I might have cared more.

Star Rating: *

Quote of the Episode: As far as I know, no one said anything in this episode.

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