Meta: Had Worf Been Made the Partner of Eve, We'd Be in Eden Still

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So, in the five minutes since I last posted, I have become OBSESSED with the idea of Worf as Lancelot (Camelot edition). And, King Arthur-like, I shall explain my logic in a list!

1) Worf is from abroad, the only Frenchman Klingon on the Round Table on a Federation ship.

2) Worf seems unnaturally serious next to his compatriots -- even his Klingon compatriots ("Are you sure he's French?") -- often comically so. Can you imagine Worf's response if he was told to go "a-Mayin'"?

3) He is dedicated to the notion of honor and would lay down his life for his king Captain.

4) He is an unmatched warrior who doesn't mind being hit by big sticks.

5) He is a not-so-secret romantic, fond of love poetry and meaningful ceremonies.

6) He over-sentimentalizes sex. Well, sentimentalizes. I shouldn't be so judgy.

7) He is a big honkin' dork, but is too badass for people to accuse him of it.

All I can say is that we are lucky that he doesn't go around preaching about how chaste he is, although he does go on a bit much about how awesome Klingon sex is for my taste.

In conclusion: Sir Worfalot du Lac.